There’s nothing funny about Search Engine Optimisation… or is there? Here are 10 seasonal ticklers to help you get through the holiday. Please feel free to use these festive jokes with your techy friends and SEO die-hards.
My 10 Christmas jokes for SEO Managers:
What do bad copywriters like with their Christmas Turkey? Keyword stuffing
How does Google find your website after a heavy Christmas party? It crawls
Why can’t the web developers sing, “We saw three ships come sailing in”? Anchor text
Why were the web developers so engaged with the site? It was a dynamic URL
How do SEO specialists cut their wrapping paper down to size? They snip it.
Why didn’t the coder pay for a single round of drinks? She had no cache.
What do SEO freelancers jump out and shout to banks who ignore their invoices? “Your money or your life!”
Why did the developer start rolling broccoli, potatoes and carrots down the road? They were looking to increase organic traffic
What do web developers munch at Christmas? Cookies
How do online writers pass a ball?
With a header
I hope you and your SEO friends like these festive funnies. I wrote these myself at home next to the oversized tree. If you like my writing, I also write speeches, copy, ads and blogs. If you'd like me to write a little something for your company, you can find out more here.
Wishing you a wonderful Christmas and all the best for the new year!