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  • Writer's pictureHannah Duncan

10 Festive jokes for SEO Managers

Updated: Dec 15, 2022

There’s nothing funny about Search Engine Optimisation… or is there? Here are 10 seasonal ticklers to help you get through the holiday. Please feel free to use these festive jokes with your techy friends and SEO die-hards.

My 10 Christmas jokes for SEO Managers:


What do bad copywriters like with their Christmas Turkey? Keyword stuffing

Christmas dinner

How does Google find your website after a heavy Christmas party? It crawls

Glasses of wine

Why can’t the web developers sing, “We saw three ships come sailing in”? Anchor text

Song sheet for Christmas carols

Why were the web developers so engaged with the site? It was a dynamic URL

Dynamic person engaging in conversation

How do SEO specialists cut their wrapping paper down to size? They snip it.

Gift wrapping

Why didn’t the coder pay for a single round of drinks? She had no cache.

Empty piggy bank

What do SEO freelancers jump out and shout to banks who ignore their invoices? “Your money or your life!”

Man shouting

Why did the developer start rolling broccoli, potatoes and carrots down the road? They were looking to increase organic traffic


What do web developers munch at Christmas? Cookies

Christmas cookies

How do online writers pass a ball?

With a header

man playing football

I hope you and your SEO friends like these festive funnies. I wrote these myself at home next to the oversized tree. If you like my writing, I also write speeches, copy, ads and blogs. If you'd like me to write a little something for your company, you can find out more here.

Wishing you a wonderful Christmas and all the best for the new year!

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